Happy Guy Fawkes Day Y’all!!!
The Roman Catholic Church has a one man band that’s steamrollin’ and leaving no issue untouched. Pope Francis!! This guy is killin’ it!!!
On his first day, he rode the bus instead of using a personal driver. He refuses to live in the Papal residency because he’s just not cool with its pimped out lavishness. Then he said, “If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge? They shouldn’t be marginalized.” He wants to advocate for a larger role for women in the Catholic Church. He’s discussing closing the Vatican Bank or making it an ethical bank that feeds the hungry and helps the poor. Then he ousted the Bishop of Bling for his opulence and is turning Bling’s $42,000,000 home into a soup kitchen. There is discussion of priests being able to marry.
Now he’s sending out a survey to find out how folks feel about these things as well as divorce, same-sex marriage, marrying non-believers and adoption within same sex couples. On Guy Fawkes Day, no less.
Praise the Lord and Pass the Holy Water! He even has a perfect sense of comedic timing!!!!
Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot ;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
‘Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God’s providence he was catch’d,
With a dark lantern and burning match
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring
Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip Hoorah !
Hip hip Hoorah !
I left out the part about burning the Pope in effigy because I like this Pope and George Washington put a stop to that years ago!
So, what is one to make of this new-fangled Pope and his Modern Family ideas? I don’t know, but with him being infallible, no one can argue with any of it.
Holloa Boys!! Holloa Boys!!
Hip hip Hooray!!!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!